🕯️ Sorry, Neighbors – Lesbian After-Dark Candle
This candle is an apology… but not a quiet one.
The label says it all: “Thanks for the orgasms, sorry about your neighbors.” Sorry, Neighbors is for queer women and lesbian lovers who aren’t interested in whispering when the chemistry is undeniable.
Playful. Confident. Unapologetically sapphic.
Light it when the mood is electric, the tension is high, and keeping it down isn’t really part of the plan.
🌙 Choose Your ScentÂ
🔥 Christmas Warmth – cozy but dangerous
🔥 Cinnamon Vanilla – sweet with heat
🔥 Coconut Cream + Cardamom – smooth and seductive
🔥 Peppered Passionfruit – fruity with a bite
🔥 White Sage & Lavender – calm before the storm
🔥 Unscented – all message, no fragrance
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• Lesbian date nights
• Girls-only weekends
• Flirty girlfriend gifts
• Pride season (and every season)
• Women who don’t believe in whispering
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Reusable amber glass jar—clean and repurpose as decor
- Six scent options: Orange Spice Fir, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented
- Made to ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Fragrance oils infused with natural essential oils; all scents share the same wax color
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
Eco-friendly and non-toxic
This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Reusable glass vessel
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
Christmas Warmth
Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
Cinnamon Vanilla
Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
Peppered Passionfruit
Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
Unscented
Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
White Sage + Lavender
Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base
Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets..
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